officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

(via hopeless-sweetheart)

Pro Tip:

arachnids8rip:

fuckbrekay:

vegancajun:

yourladyfriend:

abchannahxyz:

stellarlife:

When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed. 

Little things, you guys. Little things. 

Dude.

karlie is a genius

If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.

he’d swallow his eyeballs.

100% of this is beautiful

(Source: harderbetterfastersmarter, via nsfwjynx)

rtylering:

Hang with people like that and the world is a happier place.

kaitcg

(via toastee227)

spoken-not-written:

spoken-not-written:

GIRLS HOW DO YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOUR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND ADORABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SMILE YOUR CHEEKS GET DEFINED OR SOME SHIT AND THEY GO PUFFY AND IT’S ACTUALLY THE CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET HOW DO GIRLS DO IT I LOVE GIRLS OKAY. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.

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boy be dumb like bag of potato

(via little-foxxx-face)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via highuponsex)

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

(via nichbum)

kokiron:

bigeisamazing:

Crows are one of the smartest animals out here.

look at this fuckin smart ass bird figuring out that the level of the water rises if you drop shit into it what a fuckin genius

kokiron:

bigeisamazing:

Crows are one of the smartest animals out here.

look at this fuckin smart ass bird figuring out that the level of the water rises if you drop shit into it what a fuckin genius

(via nsfwjynx)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via tiemeupkat)

millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

(via tiemeupkat)

teenlifewasnotthebomb:

From Vice’s mini documentary on the Suicide Forest in Japan x

(Source: vrueppellii, via toastee227)

hooklinesinner:

Your company would be nice on this cold night.

(via s00tball)

"Sleeping by myself
Curled up like a question mark
Come and answer me"

Eliza Kane  (via wryer)

(via sexshitup)

nichbum:

if you can’t openly talk to your friends about your sexual preference/experiences then they aren’t your real friends